Twelve Tribes of Israel  =

Twelve Christian Denominations

1. The Tribe of Reuben. The physical children of Jacob’s son Reuben. Firm believers in righteousness in order to keep ones birthright blessing.

1. Church of God Holiness Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Jude. Christians who believe in loss of salvation when you sin. Fierce opponents of the doctrine of eternal security. 

2. The Tribe of Simeon. The physical children of Jacob’s son Simeon. Simeon and Levi were self-motivated, aggressive, fierce contenders in a race to be first or second.

2. Lutheran Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle James, a son of Zebedee, a son of thunder. Christians striving to be first or second in the kingdom of God.

3. The Tribe of Levi.  The physical children of Jacob’s son Levi. The tribe selected by God to kill and murder all the animal sacrifices in Israel - the Lamb of God also.

3. Baptist Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle John, the disciple whom Jesus loved. Christians of the First or Second Baptist Church striving to be the best Christians on earth, at any cost. Hell fire and brimstone sons of thunder.

4. The Tribe of Judah. The physical children of Jacob’s son Judah. The tribe of the kings of Israel. There were good kings and bad kings. Those who read the Law and kept it were good ones, and the ones who did not know the law were bad kings. King Josiah was the best – he kept all the law.

4. Worldwide Church of God (Armstrongites) All Christians who keep the Law of Moses. The spiritual children of the apostle James - author of the book of James. The only Christians qualified to rule and reign with Christ as kings are those who read and live by the Law of Moses. Deut 17:15-19

5. The Tribe of Zebulun. The physical children of Jacob’s son Zebulun. The tribe of the fishermen.

5. Nondenominational Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Andrew. Generic Christians who do no believe there should be different families, or denominations of Christians.

6. The Tribe of Issachar. The physical children of Jacob’s son Issachar. Perfect bookkeepers of tax records. Neat and orderly books assure accuracy.

6. Methodist Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Matthew. Methodist church services are neat, orderly and methodical.

7. The Tribe of Dan. The physical children of Jacob’s son Dan. Genesis 49:16 Dan shall judge his people, as one of the tribes of Israel. Dan is missing in Rev 7. The devil, Dan, is a type of Judas Iscariot.

7.                                             The spiritual children of the apostle Judas Iscariot do not exist. Judas died. The tares of the field are all devils like Judas. However, no tares will enjoy the kingdom of God.

8. The Tribe of Gad. The children of Jacob’s son Gad. Overcame in the latter days. Gen 49:19.

8. Mormon Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Thomas. Latter-day Saints. Almost faithless. Thomas believed after he saw Christ.

9. The Tribe of Asher. The physical children of Jacob’s son Asher. Fed the hungry with fat bread.

9. Salvation Army Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Philip. Fill body and soul.

10. The Tribe of Naphtali. The physical children of Jacob’s son Naphtali. Givers of goodly words.

10. Pentecostal Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Nathanael. Praise in tongues

11. The Tribe of Joseph. The physical children of Jacob’s son Joseph. Largest tribe in Israel. Two halves – Ephraim and Manesseh. The tribe of Ephraim loved to worship idols and established the first church to honor idols in Israel. Judges 17:1.

11. Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox Denominations  The spiritual children of the apostle Peter. Peter’s two disciples (Justus and Matthias) are the spiritual fathers of the two half tribes of Catholics Christians. Acts 1:23

12. The Tribe of Benjamin. The physical children of Jacob’s son Benjamin. Little boy Benjamin, the youngest and mixed with the African Canaanites. Judges 21:12-21.

12. Black Negro Christian Denomination. The spiritual children of the apostle Simon the Canaanite. Black Christians in all denominations are spiritually segregated and belong here.